Mike Fink's Song
"I'm Mike Fink King of the River"
Listen to the thunder here the winds roar,
Hurricane's a'comin' board up the door.
Load up the canon call out the law,
Worstest calamity that folks ever saw.
Girls run and hide big men shiver,
He's Mike Fink King of the River.
Oh, he's a ring-tail roarer and a tough old
Oh, he's a bull-nosed bully and a real depopulator.
Oh, what a fighten devil he'll spit right in
He's gonna live forever born too mean to die!